Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back read more of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Ignore that boring stuff you’ve been seeing.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable experience.
It's not begging. We’re just offering you the reality.
dudes: Dude Get down with me This chick Right Now
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Dude! This Bunch of Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Out of Hand.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Get Straight up Insane
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.